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13 January. Stumbled upon a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) account that gives certain characters certain traits. According to that account, Raphael smokes weed, Michaelangelo is an ace lesbian, and Vlad Dracula masturbates.
14 January. Everytime I hear a David Bowie song, or get reminded of the Marauders, a terrible heartache pierces me. They remind me of my friends whom I haven't seen in a long time. If they're somehow reading this, I miss you Prongs and Moony. Also, hypothetically, what if you were a poor disabled kid unable to walk on your legs and you found out your witch friends could have fixed your legs but they didn't because it's supposedly "forbidden magic", wouldn't you also go batshit crazy? Yes, this is about Witch Hat Atelier.
15 January. Today I think about Qifrey saying "I wonder if I'll ever be able to sleep at ease".
16 January. Blueballing therapy.
17 January. Some dogs are so ugly God bless.
18 January. Feeling like Woody Harrelson on 10 november, 2015.
18 January. Elevator etiquette is autism validation. Also, good media stopped when the show 6teen stopped.
19 January. My new weekly routine is reading classic novel excerpts on Substack. I put my fave on my subscriptions page if you're curious. Here's a song lyric: "It's love like a tongue in a nostril. Love like an ache in the jaw".
20 January. Highlight of my day was coming home to eat a plain sandwich with cheese and lettuce.
22 January. Forgot to return a book to the local library in 2007 now I have to pay 15 dollars (I am slowly going insane). Here's another quote: "In the darkness of a new moon, lovers cannot see each other’s faces, and all things are hidden, never to be revealed."
23 January. Watching Bojack Horseman. Mr Peanut Butter just told Diane that he waits all day on the couch for Diane to come home and when he hears her car in the driveway it's the best part of his day. I would like to die.
24 January. This Belgian TV guy had dinner with Keanu Reeves, and this is how their conversation went.
Keanu: [orders 1500$ wine] Want a drink? Tv guy: Sorry I don't drink.
Keanu: Want to go smoke? Tv guy: Sorry I don't smoke. Keanu:Tell me you at least shoot up heroine.
25 January. My IKEA coffee order slash mix = 1 espresso, 1 cappuccino and 2 sugars (In that order!!!!!!).
26 January. Watched Kill Your Darlings. Who wants to be my Ginsy? A random quote: "At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet".
27 January. I love it when old people say "How peculiar" and "How curious".
28 January. Neighbourhood kids can you please stop working in the neighbourhood shops. I do not want to see you everywhere I go. Elementary school was enough.
29 January. I have become a true caveman. I eat spoons of olive oil, spoons of honey. I eat lettuce as a snack. Next thing you know I’ll be communicating with the ladies with me harp.
30 January. "And why am I lemon?".
"'Cuz you're sour. No one likes lemons."
"That's bollocks mate. Lemonade. Lemon drops—"
"You got a sore throat?"
"Lemon meringue pie."
"..When was the last time you ate a lemon meringue pie?"
31 January. I wish I was in a pub in New York City in the 90s getting drunk and going out with strangers I don't know but alas we can’t have everything we want in life..
On another note, I realised my desire for freedom is really just more the desire to get wasted and pumped full of drugs and write some critically acclaimed poetry book and then die from a mysterious overdose at the age of 24 and live on as a "tortured artist" who "society wasn’t made for". I don't want freedom to live, I want freedom to self destruct.
1 February. Everyday I wake up happy knowing David Bowie got inspired by The Velvet Underground (One of my fave bands ever..).
2 February. The holy trinity (Keith Kogane, Nico di Angelo, Sirius Black).
3 February. Microdosed today on drug relapse by rewatching Beautiful Boy (2018).
4 February. Everytime I listen to Ewan McGregor sing "His eyes, upon your face. His hand, upon your hand. His lips, caress your skin" I melt.. He has such a sweet voice.
5 February. I have the niche disease called "Victorian Child Hypothermia". Everytime I'm cold my fingers turn blue, my knees get wobbly, my lips purple and trembling and green veins appear under my eyes. It is on these cold winter days that I am grateful to not have been born during the Victorian Era.
6 February. Had a very big realisation today.. Cigarettes are, in fact, addictive guys.. They're not just dark academia jazz noir the secret history aesthetics..
7 February. Bought seaweed snack and pocky today for 1.5dollars more than usual.. Inflation kicking my ass.. I'm glad I have a secret stash of gum in my room because seaweed snacks make me smell like Ariel.
8 February. On the Level - Mac deMarco is a very good song and reminds me of Pannacotta Fugo.
9 February. Read an old magazine today with Keanu Reeves in it. Here's an excerpt; Keanu Reeves, age 24, is single and lookin' for love: "I'm in love with the idea of having love explode my world." Reading this made my crush on him grow even bigger. Keanu I can love you so well...
10 February. Listening to DURAN DURAN like a normal geek teenager (I am not a teenager nor a geek).
11 February. Grateful to be alive, grateful to see the leaves sway in the wind, grateful to see moss on trees, grateful to see bird feet imprints on branches.
12 February. Watched the film "Colette" and it was wonderful.. It's about this french author and her life, and it felt so real. The shots were beautiful.
13 February. The world was on fire and no one could save me but you...
14 February. Read "I'm a femcel in an incel's body" today and I am thoroughly confused. What is happening.
16 February. Every edgy 90s film needs a Scottish actor yelling "Focking shite man".
17 February. I will forever be obsessed with the quote "Sin is the sexiest thing since Judas.". Origin? Text on a guy's shirt from this fic. One of my favourite fanfictions ever, and a fic that everyone could read, regardless of whether you're in the fandom or not. I need that quote on a t-shirt.
18 February. I will love forever and every touch and all my love will come from deep inside my soul. Hold me please, come save my heart (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure).
19 February. At the olden age where I stalk people's accounts on quora for hours.
20 February. "I do respect her! She's got the best tits in the year, that's very respectable!" Certain teenage boys are a special breed from hell.
21 February. If you put potato slices in the oven along with egg whisk you'll have a foodgasming meal.
22 February. Think I'm catching the flu.. Also, my neigbour keeps playing jazz really loudly everyday at approximately 11pm.
23 February. Ate the sweetest orange ever.
24 February. Hypothetically, how much chewing gum does a person need to swallow before immediate death.
25 February. 7/11 is my sanctuary.
26 February. Had big thoughts today.. Pondering etc..
27 February. I can't wait until it's summer. I'm so so excited.. I keep fantasising about it.
28 February. American on passport British at heart (I keep typing style="colour:black;").
1 March. Keep accidentally watching pinku eiga films.
Went on a walk early today and it was so super foggy.. Birds were silent and I was sure I saw a figure in the woods, but it looked cool! Also found the Japanese version of a Mission Impossible film and it looks cool. Also.. I am obsessed again with Food Street. This is how my restaurant looks ATM.